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I’m an open-hearted Californian who straight-talks like an East Coaster.

I have a degree in Sociology from Boston University, which confirms my love of people and their behavior.

I’ve spent time on the Chicago improv stage, so I’m reasonably funny. I’m a mother of two, so I’m responsible. And I’ve never met a conversation I didn’t love—so let’s talk. 

Hi, I’m Simone.

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